Haley Campaign Press Release - Introducing: Grumpy Old Men

CHARLESTON, S.C. — The Nikki Haley for President campaign introduced a new series called "Grumpy Old Men," AKA the Trump-Biden rematch no one wants.

The series will highlight what the American people can expect from Donald Trump and Joe Biden: More chaos, confusion, drama, and a refusal to debate. Nikki Haley offers a better choice with a strong conservative track record.

Read more in the New York Times.

"Nearly 50% of Republicans and 70% of Americans don't want to watch Grumpy Old Men stumble across America when our country is on the brink and the world is on fire," said Haley spokesperson Olivia Perez-Cubas. "Sadly, this version of Grumpy Old Men offers no comic relief — just chaos, confusion, and a bad sense of deja vu for the American people."

Grumpy Old Men: A Preview

Basement Buddies: Both Trump and Biden spend most of their time hiding in their basements instead of out on the campaign trail.

Debate Dodgers: Both Trump and Biden don't want to put their mental decline front and center on the debate stage for the American people to see. Both have many faults to answer for. Both prefer to avoid answering altogether.

Stumbling Seniors: Both Trump and Biden will be octogenarians in the White House and are plagued by obvious signs of mental confusion and fatigue.

Profligate Pols: Both Trump and Biden spent like drunken sailors, causing the record-breaking inflation that is crippling so many American families.

Drama Divas: Both Trump and Biden are consumed by investigations, chaos, and incompetence when America needs to move forward and get results.