Hillary Clinton Campaign Press Release - 2015 in Republican Politics, As Explained By Star Wars
December 17, 2015
Don't underestimate the power of the Dark Side.
This year, Republicans reminded us that the Dark Side is alive and well.
Donald Trump said he'd ban Muslims from entering the United States.
Chris Christie tried to trump him by saying he'd ban 5-year-old Syrian orphans from coming to America.
Ted Cruz tried to shut down the U.S. government over Planned Parenthood.
Jeb Bush called the American-born children of undocumented immigrants—aka U.S. citizens—"anchor babies."
Ben Carson said prison proves that being gay is "absolutely" a choice.
Marco Rubio—who recently said he'd work to overturn marriage equality—even said he empathizes with Darth Vader.
These aren't the candidates you're looking for, America.
Luckily, the Force is strong with this one:
Hillary Clinton, Hillary Clinton Campaign Press Release - 2015 in Republican Politics, As Explained By Star Wars Online by Gerhard Peters and John T. Woolley, The American Presidency Project https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/node/317525